I laughed too hard.
|Doctor:||I think you'll need a shot|
|Doctor:||AYYYYY *brings out tequila*|
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
americans seem to think there are two accents in england
- tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
- YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY
which is 100% true
actually everyone thinks that
but english people seem to think americans have two accents
- well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
- woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
Haha, I did! It also got tighter :P
Someone was asking for a new comparison, so here’s one from pre-T to 2 year 1 month (and a little bit) on T.
Man, you’ve changed so much! You look incredible.
:D thank you
You ironed your shirt!